Last weekend, Drake and a few of his pals were in a Dubai nightclub as guests of the royal family when one overzealous fan took his proximity to the rapper as a sign that he should reach out and pet him. Hey, it's not every day you get to be in the same club as Drake, but the guy quickly learned that touching him and his perfectly-maintained mini-afro was a very, very bad idea. Within seconds, the perpetrator was manhandled by Drake's squad of security guards, as Drake disappeared into the night. Look for the lyrics, "And if you touch my hair in Dubai you may make me cry / But you gonna be the one left with a black eye" on his next album.

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Jake Woolf is a writer who has covered men’s style for over ten years and has contributed to GQ since 2014. A graduate of Parsons The New School for Design (good school, long name), he also has bylines at Robb Report, HighSnobiety, Pitchfork, and the defunct #menswear website Four Pins... Read moreWriterXRelated Stories for GQDrakeGrooming