Dreams really do come true: Time just published five glorious photos of fitness god Paul Ryan destroying some weights and looking like an all-around badass. And by badass I mean ass clown. I mean, look at these: with his chicken legs and jacked-up arms, dude probably topples over in strong winds. He looks like Screech from Saved By the Bell returning to Bayside to teach gym class. But if I were Joe Biden, I’d hold my tongue tonight for fear of a post-debate pounding in the parking lot.

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