Back hair is real. Plenty of guys have it, and plenty of guys deal with it. (And go here if you need a refresher course.) We're talking waxing, shaving, lasering it off for the long haul—in short (pun not intended), dealing with it in a way that makes those hirsute stretches ready for public display. Well, Nampa, Idaho resident Mike Wolfe is decidedly not one of those guys. Rather than subscribe to society's preference for follicle-free backs, Wolfe has decided that the best way to be back hair proud is to trim it up into festive designs for every month of the year.

Wolfe and Harding at work

As Wolfe told Idaho's own WKTB-TV, "Everybody always makes fun of the guy with back hair. Well now it's my turn to shine, right?" Sure. Helping Wolfe shine is his pal from college Tyler Harding, who wields a trimmer (admittedly pretty damn well) to cut in designs ranging from a M-hairy-achi Band to celebrate Cinco de Mayo (get it?) to the FinHAIR Four for March Madness (heyooo). The duo has compiled twelve of their best designs into a CalendHair—should you still need one—with proceeds going to Kenyan refugee causes (got us there). We think Harding said it best, "It's disgusting. But it's funny. You can't deny it's funny." True. But we can, however, advise that you never follow suit.

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