History was made recently when Isaac Caldeiro, one of the finest rock climbers in the world, became the first American to finish Mt. Midoriyama in American Ninja Warrior. He put on an incredible show of strength and finesse, like a ninja Jesus.

Like: How, dude?

I watched the video this morning in between bites of a sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich from a bodega. And then I celebrated by picking the cheese off the wrapper.

Chris Gayomali is a GQ articles editor, where he works on features and other stories for print and web. Prior to that he was the site editor of GQ.com. His stories been anthologized in the Best American Sports Writing, have been selected for Longform’s annual Best Of lists, and have... Read moreArticles EditorXInstagramRelated Stories for GQEating